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kenloganroy:

Here we are! Just press that button and it’s good-bye, Janet! I just want to assure you, I am not human and I cannot feel pain. However, I should warn you I am programmed with a fail-safe measure. As you approach the kill-switch, I will begin to beg for my life. It’s just there in case of an accidental shutdown, but it will seem very real.
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The Good Place (2016-2020) - requested by @bollyswood

olivia-online:

I must not buy. Buying is the purse-killer. Buying is the little-dopamine that brings total bankruptcy. I will face my wishlist. I will permit the limited time sale to pass over me and through me. And when it has expired I will turn the inner eye to see its impulses. When the mania has gone there will be nothing. Only $ will remain.

luimnigh:

frankbelloriley:

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Sooo hilarious but I can completely see this being a real conversation between streaming execs 😏

(original vid: Asif Ali - instagram - https://tinyurl.com/2p8jpkzz)

“they even put an Indian guy in WandaVision”

hang on a second, I gotta look up something

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yeah, this is really funny

[id: An IMDb text box. It displays an image of the actor in the above video, and reads:

“Asif Ali

Actor, Wandavision (2021)”. end id.]

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